@TheBoydP: Protip: Never take your wife with you to your annual checkup. She will tell the doctor way too much about you.
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@CackleClub: If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom
@withanewname: Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?