@TheBoydP: Protip: Never take your wife with you to your annual checkup. She will tell the doctor way too much about you.
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@BFNotAllowed: My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
@nerdreign: Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct.
@TheCamelToe_: Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking.