@Ramitology: "PS, I love you" -- Me to my PlayStation.
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@HomeProbably: When someone asks for advice about dumping their partner, they don't mean in the woods. I know that now.
@Ghetto_Trophy: Hope floats but corpses don't, so remember: bricks or 25 to life. Inspirational tweet.
@xLiserx: *First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet.