@Ramitology: "PS, I love you" -- Me to my PlayStation.
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@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@samuelhlowe: - Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?
@Pro_Jones_: (Halloween Party) Friend: What's your costume? Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.