@kenna_bo__benna: PSA: don't write papers hammered and then turn them in like me🙃
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@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
@Parker_Simpson: wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot...
@jazmasta: "That'll be $15.99 please" "Do you take giant revolving badgers?" *cashier grabs me by the throat* "We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"
@waydybee: Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!