@kenna_bo__benna: PSA: don't write papers hammered and then turn them in like me🙃
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@LinajkReturns: Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?
@atstephenbell: bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article
@AddledPixie: I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod.