@alienated: PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
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@butterwolf: I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card.
@GrantTanaka: wife: some salmon travel hundreds of miles upstream just for the chance to spawn me: ok ok I'll take my shoes off
@Jake_Vig: If you ever light anything on fire accidentally, just tell people you're boycotting something.