@EyesOfGreen73: PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem.. special items "Toys". It's very awkward to explain.
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@SamuelHLowe: I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
@ShortSleeveSuit: GUY: *busts in bleeding* i owe money to some bad dudes you gotta help me ME: *proudly reaches down and pulls the pennies out of my loafers* you’ve come to the right place
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.