@ShoutingGoddess: Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.
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@sammyrhodes: There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I need to draw some blood." Me: "Okay." Doctor: "Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"
@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.