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@ChrisStokdyk: "PSST."

It came from my waffles.

"PSST," again.

"What?" I ask, furtively.

"You look really nice today."

Complimentary Breakfast

“PSST.”

It came from my waffles.

“PSST,” again.

“What?” I ask, furtively.

“You look really nice today.”

Complimentary Breakfast

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