@SuperJuanderer: [psychiatrist who used to be a cheerleader] you seem aggressive seem seem aggressive
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@jctwritesstuff: *walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*
@samfromks: Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to come to my door.
@SirEviscerate: DATE: Did you know a octopus can slip through any hole his beak can fit? ME: ...haha no. [Later] ME: *tearing apart my almost-finished octopus jail blueprints*