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@withanewname: psychic: "I see... I see kids in your future"
me: "but I've had a vasectomy"
[9 months later ... me tending a goat farm]
"This's bullshit"

psychic: “I see… I see kids in your future”  
me: “but I’ve had a vasectomy”
[9 months later … me tending a goat farm]
“This’s bullshit”

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