@Thynebear: Psychopaths make up about 1% of the US population. Exposing them is easy, just text your friends & check who has their read receipts on.
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@Laser_Cat: I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do.
@usermcuserface: Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
@frenchielaboozi: seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s
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