@mstern68: Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented.
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@ArfMeasures: "Sir how should we sell scissors?" SADISTIC CEO: Put them in tough plastic that..get this*cries with laughter* u have to open with scissors
@ericsshadow: Broke my ankle at 19 years old and didn't miss a single day waiting tables. Last week I took 3 days off work because my cat had diarrhea.
@dulcetry: I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese.