@mstern68: Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented.
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@simoncholland: It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, "sir you need to leave."
@TrueTorontoGirl: Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing.