@MrT1M: Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.
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@aka_fatman: Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
@samalmightysam: I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.