@nicfit75: Pugs. Because you can't own E.T.
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@lawking30: She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated.
@novicefather: My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
@jenlaw_11: If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer