@imadepoopstoday: "Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at.
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@Laser_Cat: Look, I'm not saying he's a bad dentist. I'm just saying maybe you should check his references.
@Dutch_50: Seems I can never find good brussels sprouts at the store, so I decided to grow them myself. Turns out I don't like brussels sprouts.
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
@VaguelyFunnyDan: "I'll never forget you Jack" "Can I float on that wood too, Rose?" "I'll always remember you" "Seems like there's room for--" "Goodbye Jack"