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@Beesthegame: [Pulled over]
Sir do you know how fast you were going?
MY DOG IS IN LABOR!
Oh! In that case *scribbles*
Here is a ticket for littering.

[Pulled over]
Sir do you know how fast you were going? 
MY DOG IS IN LABOR! 
Oh! In that case *scribbles*
Here is a ticket for littering.

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