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@MelKassel: *pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand*
Booth operator: ma'am please not again
Me: someBODY once tolled me—

*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand*
Booth operator: ma’am please not again
Me: someBODY once tolled me—

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