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@abbycohenwl: *pulls motorist over*
COP: Are you high?
MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
*one leaf silently falls from cop*

*pulls motorist over*
COP: Are you high? 
MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
*one leaf silently falls from cop*

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