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@LnL245: *Pulls out pin*
*Throws fire extinguisher*
@Mr_Kapowski: Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you!
Me: I know. I was winning.
@Scarlet_Wiitch: When they bring the bill at the bar and you're too drunk to count😂
@Ham_Tornado: There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill.
@Tmoney68: Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet.
@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem]
"BURN THE WITCH"
U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH
"No, Frank, at the stake"
[quickly lighting torch]
Right, I knew that.