@dyldonot: *punches a fish* that's for tsunamis
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@Reverend_Scott: Goodnight honey. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" The stork flies them in. "Why's it take 9 months?" Wind resistance. Go to sleep.
@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
@donni: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*