@SomeChrisTweets: Purchased the e-book version of Infinite Jest like an idiot and had to make do.
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@andylassner: CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN. Tune in to CNN for all of the up-to-the-minute stuff CNN is reporting.