@SomeChrisTweets: Purchased the e-book version of Infinite Jest like an idiot and had to make do.
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@NYC_Blonde: If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine.
@daemonic3: What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat.
@Pundamentalism: My girlfriend asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.