@TheBoydP: Purgatory is like approaching a flashing stoplight. The light at the end of the tunnel is blinking and no one knows what to do.
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@Sophie2078: Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
@SteveSuckington: Do these jeans make me look fat? And don't cover your nose this time! -Pinocchio's girlfriend
@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
@iinkedZombie: 5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son