@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.
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@PJTLynch: Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD
@baeblacksheep: I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends.
@Lakelandr: I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another