@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.
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@BDGarp: Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?
@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
@Home_Halfway: Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with "If you're reading this, I'm already dead."