@fuzzlime: put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck
@MaraWilson: ME: If we get nuked I hope my cats live. They can eat my corpse for sustenance. I'd be fine with that. DAD: So you're still single
@Reverend_Scott: I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.