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@splegge: Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep
"WTF you doing?"
"for your headache."
"I don't have one!"
Just what I wanted to hear!
*unzip flys

Put a pill in wife’s mouth while asleep
“WTF you doing?” 
“for your headache.”
“I don’t have one!”
Just what I wanted to hear!
*unzip flys

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