@Ivsy01: Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by.
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@nicfit75: My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
@jake_likes_naps: "Daddy will u tuck me in?:)" "Ok" *tucks him in* "Daddy sing me a song:)" "Ok" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H