@Ivsy01: Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by.
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@Sickayduh: "Doctor, tennis has caused bad pain in my forearms" -There's nothing I can do "There isn't?" -Not until you bring in your other two arms
@KelgoreTrout: the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words
@samuelhlowe: - Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?
@elisemarie91: Remember when parents said "I'll give you something to cry about" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?