@ieatanddrink: Put together a list of the PROS and CONS of pizza for those of you who are on the fence!
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@iTweetNShit: $2000 date? We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears.
@CornerPubRon: When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.
@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.