@bazecraze: Put your family down and pay attention to your phone.
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@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee
@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?
@WhiskeyandMeds: It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with "Your Twitter Account" in the subject line.
@fightforfood: Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, "well, that got racist pretty fast" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky.