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@Marlebean: "Put your hand on the shopping cart or I'm going to put you inside it."

"Mom I'm right here."

"Hand on the cart now. I don't want you to get lost."

"MooOoom"

"5, 4"

"I'M NOT GETTING LOST!"

"3, 2, 1"

*My mom struggles to lift me up into the cart*

"I'M 36 MOM!!"

“Put your hand on the shopping cart or I’m going to put you inside it.”

“Mom I’m right here.”

“Hand on the cart now. I don’t want you to get lost.”

“MooOoom”

“5, 4”

“I’M NOT GETTING LOST!”

“3, 2, 1”

*My mom struggles to lift me up into the cart*

“I’M 36 MOM!!”

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