@loribuckmajor: Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane.
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@ClaytonSykes: I was simply stating that your crying child MIGHT fit comfortably in the overhead compartment, lady. #butseriously
@FinnMcIver: our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
@michael_raphone: BOSS: I'm sorry mike, but you've been downsized ME: (75% of my original size, in a voice 125% higher pitched) ahh maaan
@enigmaterics: Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding.