@Howiesbookclub: Puts an "I love Daddy" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read.
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@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
@TheDailySchmuck: Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake
@kwirkyKerri: The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy.