@Howiesbookclub: Puts an "I love Daddy" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read.
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@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.
@hazelmotes1: Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl.
@Demented_Jokes: The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club.