@Howiesbookclub: Puts an "I love Daddy" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read.
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@AdamOfEarth: Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.
@robknepper: and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area
@TheHyyyype: I have no idea why my downstairs neighbor always bangs his ceiling with a broom whenever I have people over. Does he need help sweeping? I can't right now dude, I'm having a party.
@mattZillaaaa: I saw a younger couple walking and holding hands today and it reminded me that I need to buy a bottle of vodka.