@Howiesbookclub: Puts an "I love Daddy" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read.
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@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@smedlee: APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR: "We must conserve resources. Only people with useful skills! What's yours?" ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*