@HappyHijabbi: *Puts couch down as emergency contact*
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@SpencerLenox: I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
@flashember: ME: Where are the posters? WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! [In other room] *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
@matt___nelson: CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA