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@jergarl: *puts it in perspective
Perspective: Wrong hole.
@Nicole_Kapp87: I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.
@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
@J_Recommends: My sister read '50 Shades of Grey' and relayed some of its explicit content.
I pretended to think those things are shocking, too.
@izrigrod: Naming your cat "Whiskers" is like naming your kid "Eyebrows."