@bransonbranson: *puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!
@slyoung5: Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that.
@djdarrellripley: I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?