@bransonbranson: *puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'
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@longwall26: If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that.
@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@rodney_at_large: I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it.
@Adar79Angie: When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's.