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@david8hughes: *puts spider in the ocean*
"Now go free and flourish into an octopus."
*cuts girl in half & puts in ocean*
"Mermaid probably."

*puts spider in the ocean*
“Now go free and flourish into an octopus.”
*cuts girl in half & puts in ocean*
“Mermaid probably.”

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