@gossipgriII: using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

@Holy_Mowgli: ICEBERG: heard about ernie? ICEBERG 2: yep…clobbered by a cruise ship ICEBERG: gotta be careful—damn things are 86% hidden above the surface

@CUTEFUNNYANIMAL:

@iJohnKnoxville: Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.

@PaulKaloper: ME (undercover, approaching craps table): One crap please, my good man.