@JessObsess: I used to feel sorry for people eating lunch by themselves but now I feel sorry for the people eating lunch with other people.
@bonehugsnirony: [my day at work]
9:00am: so much to do, blessed!
9:05am: ok I'm bored
9:06am: *googles am I too goth for work?*
@rockymomax: EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it
STEPHEN KING: its about children
E: ok
SK: in corn
E: thats nice
SK:who murder
E: dammit Stephen
@IamEnidColeslaw: I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff
@Muath_tu: Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life.
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