@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep
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@michaelianblack: There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys "as a joke."
@SteelCityDawn: Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years.
@kelkulus: I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses.