@WilliamAder: Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them.
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@ArfMeasures: [1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules
@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first