@junejuly12: Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list
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@TheQuietPsycho: *getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out
@iamspacegirl: uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.