@sixthformpoet: Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!
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@fluffysuse: Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever.
@sweetandweak: You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.
@Dawn_M_: Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
@primawesome: I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores.