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@causticbob: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
#HappyBirthdayBob

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
#HappyBirthdayBob

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