@SardonicTart: *Queen bee in hive*
"You, go pollinate flowers"
"You, go make some honey"
"You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"
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@Vodkantots: Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse.
@awkwardlyours: There should be a safe word for small talk: "So how about this weather we're hav -" "RUTABAGA! GOD DAMN IT JIM, RUTABAGA."
@GrantTanaka: Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit.
@SardonicTart: Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties.
@greggjgc79: Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth
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