@Scdavis24: Question everything. Or should you?
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@MagsWoodward: I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me.
@HeyZeus666: I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.