@neiltyson: QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.
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@abbycohenwl: She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your "signature sex move" She: Judgmental Corpse?