@neiltyson: QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.
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@OuterJohn: 1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater
@MrJeremyHorn: So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang.
@prtxt: Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.