@Ideal_Victoria: Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date’s white cat?!
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@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
@rzarosco: MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?
@Brampersandon_: KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious