@Ideal_Victoria: Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date’s white cat?!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rickolantern: They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night In a fight a with a bouncer
@just1fool: To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids.
@Celestinelea90: My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.