@Ideal_Victoria: Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date’s white cat?!
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@abbycohenwl: Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way
@iamspacegirl: which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this
@prufrockluvsong: All my mom's plants die from being overwatered and that's all you need to know about my childhood and why I'm like this.