@Ideal_Victoria: Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date’s white cat?!
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@ExtraGrumpyCat: 4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep