@Contwixt: Quick new parent question at what age do you let your new baby start sleeping indoors?
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@aaronrand: Man claims world will end Saturday. My producer tried to book him for an interview tomorrow. He said he wasn't available until next week.
@theroyaltramp: Why don't I have Snapchat? Because I don't want to talk to anyone let alone have to look good while doing it.
@Reverend_Scott: Bomb squad: sir, please clear the area while we locate the device Me: did you... did you bring the bomb sniffing dog? Bomb squad: YOU AGAIN