@Ristolable: quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison
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@KrazykurtKurt: If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again
@BorowitzReport: Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@TheToddWilliams: [praying mantis first date] Female: You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Male: Yeah well, you know, saving it for marriage.