@LoveNLunchmeat: Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?
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@andrewdrafts: If I say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?
@WheelTod: Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs
@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
@agathagotstoned: If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered.