@Snarfernini: Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?
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@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@MUMSIEesq: *struts past Walmart with Target grocery bags dangling from arms* "You made a big mistake. Huge!"
@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony