@ReginaldDennys: Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
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@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
@Alex_LaVallee: My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her.
@OBiiieeee: Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day.
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending