@ReginaldDennys: Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
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@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'golfed' "May I have it in a sentence please?" Sure. He golfed with a tee. "G-O-L-F-T"
@kumailn: Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -"I know I was being sarcastic back" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye
@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks.
@DaddyJew: Cop: license and registration Me: that won't be necessary officer *places a glazed donut in his pocket