@ReginaldDennys: Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
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@krispythehuman: A cooked human contains around 81500 calories, enough to feed me for 2 months. Anyways hi, I'm Krispy & this is my first time speed dating.
@david8hughes: "Have u seen my cat?" "I saw a cat down the road?" "Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?" "No, the one I saw was dead."
@JustaFunEscape: Twitter to me is like the Bermuda triangle. I don't know how I got here and I'm not even sure where "here" is.