@jwoodham: Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home.
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@rickolantern: My neighbor told me he childproofed his house. And the very next day his wife came home with a newborn. Worst. Childproofer. Ever.
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@iamMunga: Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already.